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Took her to the movies, and came back to my car to find out my battery had died.. got it jumped and came back to her place, and as i lean in for a kiss, she backs away and says "pssh im not kissing you, your car broke down" and walks into her house. Damn.
Girl : Hi honey :-*
Boy : Hi my love [Sending failed]
Girl : Honeeeeey ?
Boy : What happend ? I'm here [Sending failed]
Girl : Are you ignoring me ?
Boy : No honey , I'm answering you . [Sending failed]
Girl : Relationship's Over , Bye!!!
Boy : Fuck You , Go to hell !!! [Message Sent]
My girlfriend and I went to a Renaissance Fair, and she talked me into wearing a kilt. While we were browsing a shop, some old woman asked what I was wearing underneath it. Without missing a beat, my girlfriend replied “My lipstick.” The old woman turned bright red.
According to one of my friends,
I went to the swimming pool last night ... After the pool, I checked my mobile in the locker room and I had 4 missed calls and 6 text messages from my GF:
SMS1: Honey, why don't you answer my calls???
SMS2: It seems you're busy even for texting!!!