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I saw this online and thought of you!

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Jan 30, 2011 03:45 AM - Sports - by Mark (man)

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"You know how I know I'm the shit? Cuz I keep clogging up the toilet" lol she was rapping a line by the rapper J. Cole

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Jun 5, 2011 09:57 PM - Misc - by Eric Ramos (man)

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After thirty minutes of sex my GF says: "Ya know, if it gets too wet there, you can always put it in my butt!"

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Dec 29, 2011 01:03 AM - Sex - by Mannzutier (woman)

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On how she was going to convince her boss to give her a raise: "Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:30 AM - Work - by Sean (man)

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Today, I was at school and saw a girl that was deaf wearing a shirt saying, "La la la, I can't hear you! Lol...

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Jan 30, 2011 05:36 AM - School - by Marcus (man)

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She sends me this picture and says: "Treat me right, or else..."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:45 AM - Love - by Brandon (man)

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"You are always looking for the green grass over the rainbow"

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Dec 12, 2012 02:02 AM - Misc - by pie (man)

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Part 03 (Last):
SMS5: It's all my fault , I thought you were human but I was wrong!!! You piece of shit and your fat f**king mother. Go to hell with your ... cousin (girl)!!!
SMS6: Ow I forgot to say, Me and your friend "Saeed" have had a relationship for 2 months...Bye F**KER!!!

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Sep 10, 2011 04:56 PM - Love - by Mr. Garcia (man)

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My bed would like to meet you...no, not you...the other guy who isn't a douchebag of a boyfriend.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:36 AM - Love - by Austin (man)

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I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag.

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Aug 10, 2011 08:43 AM - Misc - by Idiots (man)

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A good way to prevent cheating in the US.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:23 AM - School - by WTF (man)

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On leaving me alone for a few weeks: “Ok here's where I put the laundry detergent and bleach. In case you, like, murder a hooker in bed or something.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Mark (man)

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“It’s like one of those things that you smell, so you think you taste it. Like poop. Or play dough. That happens all the time! Actually, I think when I was a kid, I ate play dough.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:48 PM - Misc - by James (man)

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"Don't you think this would be the perfect store for you to work at? It's what you do naturally."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:50 AM - Money - by Hank (man)

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My GF: Stop treating me like a child.
Her Dad: You sprouting any hairs down there yet?

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Jan 30, 2011 05:36 AM - School - by Marlen (man)

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"Reminds me of last night. Do you remember? It looks so dirty when I see others doing it. lol"

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Jan 30, 2011 05:11 AM - Sex - by Phil (man)

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In hind sight, maybe you telling the registration nurse she was a "sexy little hooker" wasn't the best way to get you in back to get your stitches any quicker.

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Jan 30, 2011 03:28 AM - Health - by Chris (man)

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Found our roommate masturbating to Justin Bieber. I mean, really?

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Jan 30, 2011 05:12 AM - Sex - by James (man)

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My little brother (10) was acting very crazy one day and my mother asked him if they needed to put him on medication. With a perfectly straight face, he replied, "There’s no medication for being awesome."

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Aug 10, 2011 08:43 AM - Kids - by Awesomeness12 (man)

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After having sex, I finished in her mouth, and she looks up at me, a big smile comes across her face and she excitedly says "It tastes like Devon" .

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Sep 26, 2011 02:15 AM - Sex - by devon-guy (man)

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