Recently Added Stories - ShitMyGFSays https://www.shitmygfsays.com/rss.php Recently Added Stories I found a chair on the side of the street that looks lonely. Can I https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/1565 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/1565
By: LonelyChair
on 22-09-2015
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 1


]]> LonelyChair You are always looking for the green grass over the rainbow https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/346 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/346
By: pie
on 11-12-2012
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 3


]]> pie My girlfriend was asking me what I say when playing video games with my friends. https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/345 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/345
By: bananazack
on 26-11-2012
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 3


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By: Darren
on 03-06-2012
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 54 | No Votes: 13


]]> Darren Her Baby can we make sex tonight... Me OK honey let me go to the store https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/283 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/283
By: Anonymous
on 26-03-2012
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 35 | No Votes: 32


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By: iamknoware
on 26-03-2012
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 14


]]> iamknoware Just got this text from my gf. undI farted earlier and Sargent (her co-worker) https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Work/280 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Work/280
By: timbo
on 13-02-2012
Category: Work
Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 8


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By: Mannzutier
on 28-12-2011
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 133 | No Votes: 13


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By: Say Whaaaa
on 26-11-2011
Category: Money
Yes Votes: 44 | No Votes: 12


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By: MR. Garcia
on 13-10-2011
Category: Breakups
Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 51


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By: devon-guy
on 25-09-2011
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 22 | No Votes: 74


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By: Mark
on 22-09-2011
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 91 | No Votes: 2


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By: Chrisline
on 22-09-2011
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 33 | No Votes: 7


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By: Sam
on 22-09-2011
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 57 | No Votes: 9


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By: Carl
on 22-09-2011
Category: Drunk
Yes Votes: 68 | No Votes: 9


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By: Mike
on 22-09-2011
Category: Love
Yes Votes: 52 | No Votes: 15


]]> Mike Camping in the ghetto is the equivalent to living in Uganda. https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/222 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/222
By: David
on 22-09-2011
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 22


]]> David ldquoItrsquos like one of those things that you smell so you think you taste it. https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/221 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/221
By: James
on 22-09-2011
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 11


]]> James ldquoYou just fisted my kidneyrdquo https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/220 https://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/220
By: Marlon
on 22-09-2011
Category: Sex
Yes Votes: 39 | No Votes: 13


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By: Steve
on 22-09-2011
Category: Misc
Yes Votes: 34 | No Votes: 27


]]> Steve