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Just got this text from my gf. "I farted earlier and Sargent (her co-worker) was like omg what's that smell and kept sniffing. I was like yeah ew what is that?

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Feb 14, 2012 01:18 AM - Work - by timbo (man)

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"This woman should be the manager for making me a loyal customer."

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Jan 30, 2011 05:56 AM - Work - by mademyday (man)

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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:59 AM - Work - by Adam (man)

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On how she was going to convince her boss to give her a raise: "Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth."

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Jan 30, 2011 02:30 AM - Work - by Sean (man)

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