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On leaving me alone for a few weeks: “Ok here's where I put the laundry detergent and bleach. In case you, like, murder a hooker in bed or something.”

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Sep 22, 2011 07:54 PM - Misc - by Mark (man)

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On her seeming lack of enthusiasm while she prepared coffee in the nude: "You get enthusiasm, or you get boobs. You don't get both."

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Sep 22, 2011 07:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (man)

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"Camping in the ghetto is the equivalent to living in Uganda."

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Sep 22, 2011 07:50 PM - Misc - by David (man)

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“It’s like one of those things that you smell, so you think you taste it. Like poop. Or play dough. That happens all the time! Actually, I think when I was a kid, I ate play dough.”

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Sep 22, 2011 07:48 PM - Misc - by James (man)

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“I don’t even understand how you can dance to dubstep”

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Sep 22, 2011 07:48 PM - Misc - by Steve (man)

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Today at Best Buy while I was looking through DVDs, I found the Hannah Montana Meet Miley Cyrus Concert on DVD. In the horror section.

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Aug 10, 2011 04:43 AM - Misc - by Mileyhaterade (man)

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I saw a pigeon get pood on by another pigeon. Justice.

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Aug 10, 2011 04:43 AM - Misc - by PigeonCrap (man)

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I was walking my dog when a purse snatcher ran past me and stole the poop bag.

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Aug 10, 2011 04:43 AM - Misc - by Idiots (man)

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"You know how I know I'm the shit? Cuz I keep clogging up the toilet" lol she was rapping a line by the rapper J. Cole

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Jun 5, 2011 05:57 PM - Misc - by Eric Ramos (man)

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I was at a friend's house the other day, and he comes rushing up to his room stating "Justin Bieber got charged with assault!" I feel bad for the kid who has to go home and tell his Dad he got beat up by Justin Bieber.

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Jan 30, 2011 12:32 AM - Misc - by Marcus (man)

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Did you ever realize the word 'dome' says 'do me'?

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Jan 29, 2011 10:17 PM - Misc - by Clay (man)

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I have a deviated septum. Can I snort things?

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Jan 29, 2011 09:59 PM - Misc - by Ryan (man)

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My girlfriend said: I like the way the dogs feet smell......weather he pees on them or not. Just something about the way dog feet smell.......I like it :)

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Jan 2, 2011 11:37 PM - Misc - by jmlcolorado (man)

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