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"You are always looking for the green grass over the rainbow"

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Dec 12, 2012 02:02 AM - Misc - by pie (man)

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My girlfriend was asking me what I say when playing video games with my friends. She says, "What do you say, like, 'Suck it! Fuck my dick!'?" God, I love her.

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Nov 27, 2012 06:18 AM - Misc - by bananazack (man)

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While Skyping:
Me: What are you doing?
GF: Looking at cute aprons and matching lace thongs for when I cook dinner for you naked. Red or hot pink?

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Sep 5, 2012 09:43 AM - Sex - by Darren (man)

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Her: Baby can we make sex tonight...
Me: OK honey let me go to the store to get some condoms.
Her: Noooooooooooooo!

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Mar 27, 2012 02:21 AM - Sex - by Anonymous (man)

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Me: Check out the new Yelawolf video
GF: Whuuuut? I didnt know he was white?
Me: Whatchu mean you didnt know he was white?!
GF: I thought he was Yellow

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Mar 26, 2012 05:51 AM - Misc - by iamknoware (man)

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Just got this text from my gf. "I farted earlier and Sargent (her co-worker) was like omg what's that smell and kept sniffing. I was like yeah ew what is that?

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Feb 14, 2012 01:18 AM - Work - by timbo (man)

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After thirty minutes of sex my GF says: "Ya know, if it gets too wet there, you can always put it in my butt!"

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Dec 29, 2011 01:03 AM - Sex - by Mannzutier (woman)

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After I make it rain at a strip club, my drunk gf says: "Giving the strippers money is like feeding the animals at the zoo."

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Nov 26, 2011 06:13 AM - Money - by Say Whaaaa (man)

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Texting :

Girl : Hi honey :-*
Boy : Hi my love [Sending failed]

Girl : Honeeeeey ?
Boy : What happend ? I'm here [Sending failed]

Girl : Are you ignoring me ?
Boy : No honey , I'm answering you . [Sending failed]

Girl : Relationship's Over , Bye!!!
Boy : Fuck You , Go to hell !!! [Message Sent]

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Oct 26, 5365 01:18 PM - Breakups - by MR. Garcia (man)

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After having sex, I finished in her mouth, and she looks up at me, a big smile comes across her face and she excitedly says "It tastes like Devon" .

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Sep 26, 2011 02:15 AM - Sex - by devon-guy (man)

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On leaving me alone for a few weeks: “Ok here's where I put the laundry detergent and bleach. In case you, like, murder a hooker in bed or something.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Mark (man)

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On a foreigner we know who is traveling through Australia: “She is gonna back up on so much random dick it's incredible.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Sex - by Chrisline (man)

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On her seeming lack of enthusiasm while she prepared coffee in the nude: "You get enthusiasm, or you get boobs. You don't get both."

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Misc - by Sam (man)

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On why she was not going to wear a bra that day: “Because my boobs are awesome and they must be free to point at the sky!”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Drunk - by Carl (man)

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"I can't fall in love with someone until I know they're good at boning. It's a relationship, not an apprenticeship."

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Love - by Mike (man)

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"Camping in the ghetto is the equivalent to living in Uganda."

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Sep 22, 2011 11:50 PM - Misc - by David (man)

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“It’s like one of those things that you smell, so you think you taste it. Like poop. Or play dough. That happens all the time! Actually, I think when I was a kid, I ate play dough.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:48 PM - Misc - by James (man)

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“You just fisted my kidney!!!”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:48 PM - Sex - by Marlon (man)

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“I don’t even understand how you can dance to dubstep”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:48 PM - Misc - by Steve (man)

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“I love being able to call you mine. I’m going to take care of you. All the Tomagatchis I killed were just to prepare me for keeping you alive, safe, and happy.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:48 PM - Love - by Brian (man)

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