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I'm not sure I could do a three-sum, but I could get another girl to give you a blowjob

#138 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 09:29 AM by Anonymous - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (935) - Dump Her Ass! (27)

"I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?"

#130 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:44 PM by Anonymous - Drunk - She's A Keeper! (853) - Dump Her Ass! (30)

"The thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me every time."

#129 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:43 PM by Anonymous - Drunk - She's A Keeper! (684) - Dump Her Ass! (49)

"So, I drunkenly called my religious roomie because I was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, Jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light...too much?"

#128 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:42 PM by Anonymous - Drunk - She's A Keeper! (682) - Dump Her Ass! (46)

I made your wiener big!

#140 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 12:00 PM by anonymous - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (674) - Dump Her Ass! (44)

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#3 (0) - Sep 20, 2009 05:07 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (654) - Dump Her Ass! (75)

when COD: MW2 came out, she told me it was totally fine for me to play instead of calling her.

#157 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 05:09 PM by Mick - Misc - She's A Keeper! (642) - Dump Her Ass! (29)

She told me I had the best dick she'd ever seen. Then kept repeating "Peter Piper picked the perfect penis".

#127 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:41 PM by Anonymous - Drunk - She's A Keeper! (602) - Dump Her Ass! (108)

As I'm pumping gas she texts me from inside the car: "uuuuuh pump it my little cabana gas boy"

#159 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 06:34 PM by pikey - Love - She's A Keeper! (492) - Dump Her Ass! (22)

So i talked my girl into having a three way but she wont let me put my dick in her ass she said "you could use the other girl for that".

#198 (0) - Nov 18, 2009 12:23 PM by THE MAN - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (487) - Dump Her Ass! (16)

One time when my gf was going down on me I commented on how I didn't like the shirt she wore that day to which she replied "Are you really going to complain about ANYTHING when your dick is in my mouth?"

#200 (1) - Nov 18, 2009 12:57 PM by The Fester - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (483) - Dump Her Ass! (14)

"You look like a sausage in jean shorts. You should have woken up earlier so I could approve your outfit."

#132 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 03:49 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (419) - Dump Her Ass! (643)

"Just because I love you doesn't mean I won't punch you in the face."

#171 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 09:34 PM by Anonymous - Love - She's A Keeper! (417) - Dump Her Ass! (26)

Ewww I can hear my roomie having sex...come over, let's show them how its really done.

#53 (0) - Oct 11, 2009 02:01 PM by Anonymous - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (412) - Dump Her Ass! (7)

I watch hours of football every weekend. My gf's solution: commish her own fantasy football league to encourage herself to watch. To top if off, she drafted the Giants D so she could root for them with me despite being raised a 'Skins fan.

#167 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 07:25 PM by Anonymous - Dating - She's A Keeper! (411) - Dump Her Ass! (25)

I was quizzing her about random things, and asked her to name the five branches of the military. She responded, "Navy, Marines, Coast Guard, Air Force and..." There was then a long pause and a blank stare. Finally she finishes with, "...Samurai?"

#168 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 08:56 PM by CarlWinslow - Dating - She's A Keeper! (410) - Dump Her Ass! (48)

"Your balls are so perfect"

#190 (1) - Nov 18, 2009 08:23 AM by Chocolate Pope - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (396) - Dump Her Ass! (12)

If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.

#39 (0) - Oct 2, 2009 11:30 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (394) - Dump Her Ass! (9)

My girlfriend wanted to send me a letter, turns out she wrote the wrong address. Her panties are now somewhere in Canada.

#115 (0) - Nov 15, 2009 02:49 PM by Anonymous - Dating - She's A Keeper! (380) - Dump Her Ass! (13)

After I came in her mouth, she looked up at me and whispered, "I just ate your babies." WTF?!

#42 (0) - Oct 2, 2009 11:37 PM by Anonymous - Intimacy - She's A Keeper! (371) - Dump Her Ass! (69)

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