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  <title>i got picked up for driving with a suspended licen</title>
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    <![CDATA[i got picked up for driving with a suspended license(long story) she walked to the county jail and bailed me out and gave no complaints <br><br>By: Mr_Malcontent<br />on 05-03-2010<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 32 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mr_Malcontent</author>
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  <title>i drunk dialed t-mobile at 3am and talked to them </title>
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    <![CDATA[i drunk dialed t-mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got my phone bill lowered from 80 to 60 best drunk dial ever<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-03-2010<br>Category: Drunk<br>Yes Votes: 20 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>quoti could hear your roommate in the background</title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Intimacy/679</link>
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    <![CDATA[quoti could hear your roommate in the background imitating my sex soundslets see him ever get any assquot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-03-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 20 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>now that the olympics are over you have no excuse</title>
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    <![CDATA[now that the olympics are over you have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-03-2010<br>Category: Drunk<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>i hope as the only other living being in this apar</title>
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    <![CDATA[i hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-03-2010<br>Category: Drunk<br>Yes Votes: 22 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>i want a magic potion that will make him fall in l</title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/676</link>
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    <![CDATA[i want a magic potion that will make him fall in love with me i also want a clockstoppers watch and a pimp cane that is filled with an endless amount of weed<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-03-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 20 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>its okay to call someone 27 times in one ni</title>
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    <![CDATA[its okay to call someone 27 times in one night if you dont remember it it didnt happen - no babe if the guy remembers it youre gonna get broken up with<br><br>By: <br />on 03-03-2010<br>Category: Drunk<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 14<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>maybe we should try and tone it down a notch the </title>
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    <![CDATA[maybe we should try and tone it down a notch the neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to quoti can hear you having sexquot<br><br>By: nymph<br />on 03-03-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>while watching apocalypse now cpt willard starts</title>
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    <![CDATA[while watching apocalypse now cpt willard starts talking about the viet cong and my girlfriend asks me quotwhos charlie quot<br><br>By: Mike<br />on 02-03-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mike</author>
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  <title>youre reading about stars that might support inte</title>
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    <![CDATA[youre reading about stars that might support intelligent life  you mean like mars <br><br>By: Rob<br />on 26-02-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 22<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rob</author>
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  <title>my girlfriend and i were playing making up words w</title>
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    <![CDATA[my girlfriend and i were playing making up words with license plates of other cars when we stopped at a red light there was a car infront of us with the license plate dck679 she said quotoh i got onebut i dont wanna say itquot and i said duck and she said quotohhyeahquot someone wasnt thinking of duck<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 23-02-2010<br>Category: Dating<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>(over a phone call) (her) babe whats a lune att</title>
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    <![CDATA[(over a phone call) (her) babe whats a lune attic (me) spell it (her) l-u-n-a-t-i-c (me) that would be a lunatic dear something you are (her) o youre so smart babe sigh<br><br>By: Roon<br />on 20-02-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 26<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Roon</author>
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  <title>quotjust screw me now i have been around to muc</title>
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    <![CDATA[quotjust screw me now i have been around to much estrogen today and i need the testorone in my lifequot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 17-02-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 66 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>my girlfriend and i were fooling around and i wan</title>
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    <![CDATA[my girlfriend and i were fooling around and i wanted her to talk dirty so she said very awkwardly quotoh yeah i like that on my breastsquot needless to say we had to stop and laugh then try to continue<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 16-02-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>quotyoure like the vagina whisperquot</title>
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    <![CDATA[quotyoure like the vagina whisperquot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 16-02-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 38 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>quotbut shes so pretty for a deaf girlquot</title>
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    <![CDATA[quotbut shes so pretty for a deaf girlquot<br><br>By: -E-<br />on 15-02-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 19 | No Votes: 13<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>quotshe called me a whore because i like anal i</title>
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    <![CDATA[quotshe called me a whore because i like anal i told her i said she ought to try it before she called people names i was so annoyed i even offered your cock to help her out she didnt exactly say no still if she borrows it who would be the whorequot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 11-02-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 60 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>i used to love quotcharles in chargequot  but</title>
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    <![CDATA[i used to love quotcharles in chargequot  but i never understood what he was in charge of <br><br>By: Rob<br />on 10-02-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 25<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rob</author>
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  <title>quotshe thinks that hooking up in the theater ba</title>
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    <![CDATA[quotshe thinks that hooking up in the theater bathroom is bad how about in the theater during shrek 3 hahaquot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-02-2010<br>Category: Intimacy<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>while watching a show about ugly dogs my gf says</title>
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    <![CDATA[while watching a show about ugly dogs my gf says quotthose dogs are gross  they literally look like walking vaginasquot<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 07-02-2010<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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