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  <title>After thirty minutes of sex my GF says undYa know if it gets too wet </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/274</link>
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    <![CDATA[After thirty minutes of sex my GF says undYa know if it gets too wet there you can always put it in my buttund<br><br>By: Mannzutier<br />on 28-12-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mannzutier</author>
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  <title>After I make it rain at a strip club my drunk gf says undGiving the </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Money/239</link>
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    <![CDATA[After I make it rain at a strip club my drunk gf says undGiving the strippers money is like feeding the animals at the zoo.und<br><br>By: Say Whaaaa<br />on 26-11-2011<br>Category: Money<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Say Whaaaa</author>
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  <title>Texting 

Girl  Hi honey -
Boy  Hi my love Sending failed

Girl  Honeeeeey 
Boy </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Breakups/229</link>
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  <description>
    <![CDATA[Texting 

Girl  Hi honey -
Boy  Hi my love Sending failed

Girl  Honeeeeey 
Boy  What happend  Im here Sending failed

Girl  Are you ignoring me 
Boy  No honey  Im answering you . Sending failed

Girl  Relationships Over  Bye
Boy  Fuck You  Go to hell  Message Sent<br><br>By: MR. Garcia<br />on 13-10-2011<br>Category: Breakups<br>Yes Votes: 9 | No Votes: 15<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>MR. Garcia</author>
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  <title>After having sex I finished in her mouth and she looks up at me a </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/228</link>
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    <![CDATA[After having sex I finished in her mouth and she looks up at me a big smile comes across her face and she excitedly says undIt tastes like Devonund . <br><br>By: devon-guy<br />on 25-09-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 30<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>devon-guy</author>
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  <title>On leaving me alone for a few weeks ldquoOk heres where I put the laundry </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/227</link>
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    <![CDATA[On leaving me alone for a few weeks ldquoOk heres where I put the laundry detergent and bleach. In case you like murder a hooker in bed or something.rdquo<br><br>By: Mark<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 36 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mark</author>
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  <title>On a foreigner we know who is traveling through Australia ldquoShe is gonna back up </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/226</link>
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    <![CDATA[On a foreigner we know who is traveling through Australia ldquoShe is gonna back up on so much random dick its incredible.rdquo<br><br>By: Chrisline<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Chrisline</author>
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  <title>On her seeming lack of enthusiasm while she prepared coffee in the nude You get </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/225</link>
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    <![CDATA[On her seeming lack of enthusiasm while she prepared coffee in the nude You get enthusiasm or you get boobs. You dont get both.<br><br>By: Sam<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 23 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sam</author>
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  <title>On why she was not going to wear a bra that day ldquoBecause my boobs </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Drunk/224</link>
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    <![CDATA[On why she was not going to wear a bra that day ldquoBecause my boobs are awesome and they must be free to point at the skyrdquo<br><br>By: Carl<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Drunk<br>Yes Votes: 28 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Carl</author>
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  <title>I cant fall in love with someone until I know theyre good at boning. Its </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Love/223</link>
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    <![CDATA[I cant fall in love with someone until I know theyre good at boning. Its a relationship not an apprenticeship.<br><br>By: Mike<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mike</author>
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  <title>Camping in the ghetto is the equivalent to living in Uganda. </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/222</link>
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    <![CDATA[Camping in the ghetto is the equivalent to living in Uganda.<br><br>By: David<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>David</author>
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  <title>ldquoItrsquos like one of those things that you smell so you think you taste it. </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/221</link>
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    <![CDATA[ldquoItrsquos like one of those things that you smell so you think you taste it. Like poop. Or play dough. That happens all the time Actually I think when I was a kid I ate play dough.rdquo<br><br>By: James<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>James</author>
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  <title>ldquoYou just fisted my kidneyrdquo </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/220</link>
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    <![CDATA[ldquoYou just fisted my kidneyrdquo<br><br>By: Marlon<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Marlon</author>
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  <title>ldquoI donrsquot even understand how you can dance to dubsteprdquo </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/219</link>
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    <![CDATA[ldquoI donrsquot even understand how you can dance to dubsteprdquo<br><br>By: Steve<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Steve</author>
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  <title>ldquoI love being able to call you mine. Irsquom going to take care of you. </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Love/218</link>
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    <![CDATA[ldquoI love being able to call you mine. Irsquom going to take care of you. All the Tomagatchis I killed were just to prepare me for keeping you alive safe and happy.rdquo<br><br>By: Brian<br />on 22-09-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 25 | No Votes: 4<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Brian</author>
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  <title>Part 1
According to one of my friends
I went to the swimming pool last night ... </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Love/217</link>
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    <![CDATA[Part 1
According to one of my friends
I went to the swimming pool last night ... After the pool I checked my mobile in the locker room and I had 4 missed calls and 6 text messages from my GF
SMS1 Honey why dont you answer my calls
SMS2 It seems youre busy even for texting
.
.
.
<br><br>By: MR. Garcia<br />on 10-09-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 17<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>MR. Garcia</author>
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  <title>Part 02
SMS3 You have to call right now or you will pay for it
SMS4 Son </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Love/216</link>
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    <![CDATA[Part 02
SMS3 You have to call right now or you will pay for it
SMS4 Son of a Bch where the hell are you<br><br>By: MR. Garcia<br />on 10-09-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 17<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>MR. Garcia</author>
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  <title>Part 03 (Last)
SMS5 Its all my fault  I thought you were human but I </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Love/215</link>
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    <![CDATA[Part 03 (Last)
SMS5 Its all my fault  I thought you were human but I was wrong You piece of shit and your fat fking mother. Go to hell with your ... cousin (girl)
SMS6 Ow I forgot to say Me and your friend undSaeedund have had a relationship for 2 months...Bye FKER<br><br>By: Mr. Garcia<br />on 10-09-2011<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 29<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mr. Garcia</author>
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  <title>My girlfriend and I went to a Renaissance Fair and she talked me into wearing </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Sex/213</link>
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    <![CDATA[My girlfriend and I went to a Renaissance Fair and she talked me into wearing a kilt. While we were browsing a shop some old woman asked what I was wearing underneath it. Without missing a beat my girlfriend replied ldquoMy lipstick.rdquo The old woman turned bright red.<br><br>By: lmao234<br />on 10-08-2011<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 52 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>lmao234</author>
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  <title>Today at Best Buy while I was looking through DVDs I found the Hannah Montana </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Misc/212</link>
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    <![CDATA[Today at Best Buy while I was looking through DVDs I found the Hannah Montana Meet Miley Cyrus Concert on DVD. In the horror section.<br><br>By: Mileyhaterade<br />on 10-08-2011<br>Category: Misc<br>Yes Votes: 14 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mileyhaterade</author>
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  <title>My little brother (10) was acting very crazy one day and my mother asked him </title>
  <link>http://www.shitmygfsays.com/view/Kids/211</link>
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    <![CDATA[My little brother (10) was acting very crazy one day and my mother asked him if they needed to put him on medication. With a perfectly straight face he replied Therersquos no medication for being awesome.<br><br>By: Awesomeness12<br />on 10-08-2011<br>Category: Kids<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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