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I want a magic potion that will make him fall in love with me. I also want a clockstopper's watch and a pimp cane that is filled with an endless amount of weed.

#676 (0) - Mar 4, 2010 12:01 AM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (17) - Dump Her Ass! (5)

While watching Apocalypse Now, Cpt. Willard starts talking about the Viet Cong and my girlfriend asks me "Who's Charlie? "

#672 (0) - Mar 2, 2010 12:57 PM by Mike - Misc - She's A Keeper! (5) - Dump Her Ass! (7)

You're reading about stars that might support intelligent life? You mean like Mars?

#670 (0) - Feb 26, 2010 05:24 PM by Rob - Misc - She's A Keeper! (5) - Dump Her Ass! (20)

(Over a phone call). (Her): Babe what's a lune attic? (Me): Spell it. (Her): L-u-n-a-t-i-c. (Me): That would be a lunatic dear, something you are. (Her): O, you're so smart babe....... sigh

#660 (0) - Feb 20, 2010 11:27 PM by Roon - Misc - She's A Keeper! (11) - Dump Her Ass! (25)

"But she's so pretty for a deaf girl"

#648 (0) - Feb 15, 2010 11:22 PM by -E- - Misc - She's A Keeper! (19) - Dump Her Ass! (13)

I used to love "Charles in Charge". But I never understood what he was in charge of...

#639 (0) - Feb 10, 2010 09:30 AM by Rob - Misc - She's A Keeper! (6) - Dump Her Ass! (25)

While watching a show about ugly dogs, my gf says, "Those dogs are gross! They literally look like walking vaginas."

#634 (0) - Feb 7, 2010 07:40 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (25) - Dump Her Ass! (7)

Concerning the final score of the New Orleans Saints, the man who scored was an African American, "That's not fair, he's faster cuz he has slave feet."

#632 (0) - Feb 7, 2010 06:38 PM by balltittiesev - Misc - She's A Keeper! (21) - Dump Her Ass! (75)

"Hey, where is Jersey shore filmed?"

#621 (0) - Feb 3, 2010 07:50 PM by raybarea - Misc - She's A Keeper! (9) - Dump Her Ass! (44)

I will never understand how these fratty people can look at themselves in a mirror and think wearing a Northface vest is a good look.

#616 (0) - Feb 1, 2010 10:34 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (33) - Dump Her Ass! (6)

With all the crazy stuff going on in the world, Im glad cnn.com found Brad and Angelina breaking up to be the headline of the day, I too find it more important than say 200K dead in Haiti

#614 (0) - Feb 1, 2010 10:31 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (30) - Dump Her Ass! (4)

"My clit piercing just made the metal detector go off at the airport. Can you say strip search?"

#608 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 03:13 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (50) - Dump Her Ass! (3)

Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.

#607 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 03:12 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (38) - Dump Her Ass! (6)

We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.

#605 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 03:10 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (32) - Dump Her Ass! (1)

I can totally see doctors naming an STD after you.

#604 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 03:08 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (28) - Dump Her Ass! (5)

Pete, my gay best friend, just told the whole party I'm a squirter. Please, pick me up.

#603 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 03:08 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (45) - Dump Her Ass! (0)

"My mother just asked me if I ever swallow the goods...should I be concerned?"

#598 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 02:56 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (30) - Dump Her Ass! (0)

My mother is nuts. She came into my room around 7 am and put the Virgin Mary in here and said I need Jesus in my life.

#593 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 02:47 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (27) - Dump Her Ass! (1)

Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

#586 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 02:31 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (36) - Dump Her Ass! (0)

I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of Home Depot, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.

#584 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 02:23 PM by Anonymous - Misc - She's A Keeper! (19) - Dump Her Ass! (5)

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