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"The more I think about it, the more I think it's not really my fault. I mean think about it: how many people have seen my crotch in the past year? A lot." My wife after a doctor's appointment following being pregnant.

#623 (0) - Feb 4, 2010 07:57 AM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (31) - Dump Her Ass! (16)

"My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Is alcohol the secret to perfect vision forever? I think so."

#585 (0) - Jan 30, 2010 02:30 PM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (41) - Dump Her Ass! (6)

Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'...hope it wasn't my girlfriend

#523 (0) - Jan 17, 2010 04:14 PM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (25) - Dump Her Ass! (1)

About to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck baby

#468 (0) - Jan 1, 2010 08:27 PM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (88) - Dump Her Ass! (8)

"I think my feet are getting fat." No babe, I think it's you.

#445 (0) - Dec 25, 2009 05:47 PM by Shesgonnabepissed - Health - She's A Keeper! (9) - Dump Her Ass! (88)

"Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette???"

#315 (0) - Dec 3, 2009 12:38 PM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (22) - Dump Her Ass! (75)

"Well I wouldn't have snorted coke off you if I had known I was pregnant"

#293 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 09:09 AM by dafish - Health - She's A Keeper! (20) - Dump Her Ass! (112)

"You're mom suggested you get the vaccine shot for swine flu? Does she think I'm a pig?"

#193 (0) - Nov 18, 2009 10:26 AM by yomommasfckbdy - Health - She's A Keeper! (22) - Dump Her Ass! (145)

"Most peoples arms are stronger then there legs. I'm an exception- I did a lot of swimming in high school 4 years ago"

#153 (0) - Nov 17, 2009 04:49 PM by LordGluttony - Health - She's A Keeper! (20) - Dump Her Ass! (213)

I told my gf with a sneer: "all you tweet about is ianto jones" and she said "and jesus! don't forget jesus"

#20 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 08:47 PM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (23) - Dump Her Ass! (84)

My girlfriend tells me: "you shouldn't eat before you go swimming!" I ask"why?" She said "you look fat!" - Now I know how it feels =(

#19 (0) - Sep 25, 2009 08:45 PM by Anonymous - Health - She's A Keeper! (64) - Dump Her Ass! (53)

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