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"I can't fall in love with someone until I know they're good at boning. It's a relationship, not an apprenticeship."

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Sep 22, 2011 11:54 PM - Love - by Mike (man)

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“I love being able to call you mine. I’m going to take care of you. All the Tomagatchis I killed were just to prepare me for keeping you alive, safe, and happy.”

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Sep 22, 2011 11:48 PM - Love - by Brian (man)

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Part 1:
According to one of my friends,
I went to the swimming pool last night ... After the pool, I checked my mobile in the locker room and I had 4 missed calls and 6 text messages from my GF:
SMS1: Honey, why don't you answer my calls???
SMS2: It seems you're busy even for texting!!!
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Sep 10, 2011 04:58 PM - Love - by MR. Garcia (man)

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Part 02:
SMS3: You have to call right now or you will pay for it!!!
SMS4: Son of a B**ch, where the hell are you???

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Sep 10, 2011 04:57 PM - Love - by MR. Garcia (man)

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Part 03 (Last):
SMS5: It's all my fault , I thought you were human but I was wrong!!! You piece of shit and your fat f**king mother. Go to hell with your ... cousin (girl)!!!
SMS6: Ow I forgot to say, Me and your friend "Saeed" have had a relationship for 2 months...Bye F**KER!!!

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Sep 10, 2011 04:56 PM - Love - by Mr. Garcia (man)

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She sends me this picture and says: "Treat me right, or else..."

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Jan 30, 2011 03:45 AM - Love - by Brandon (man)

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My girlfriend and I were having sex, she was on top and I came in her. She tells me "Hold on, I want you to know how this feels", she lifts off and creampies all over my stomach.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:37 AM - Love - by Isaac (man)

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"I think of you as a brother...WTF?"

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Jan 30, 2011 02:37 AM - Love - by Brian (man)

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Saying 'I love you' only during sex does not count - yes it does!

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Jan 30, 2011 02:36 AM - Love - by Cain (man)

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My bed would like to meet you...no, not you...the other guy who isn't a douchebag of a boyfriend.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:36 AM - Love - by Austin (man)

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99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one, you got 100 problems and a bitch is one.

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Jan 30, 2011 02:36 AM - Love - by Jayzow (man)

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Did you tell your mom to text me "I love you"?

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Jan 30, 2011 02:36 AM - Love - by Peter (man)

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