I've been skiing all my life and freeskiing for 9 years now. I've taken my girlfriend to the slopes to ski with me, make her watch my tricks, show her ski movies and she's pretty enamoured with my hobby. Well, other than the fact that she STILL thinks that I snowboard.

I quiz my girlfriend some geography, in turn she gets none of the answers right. I decide to throw her a bone, "Okay, okay, where is New England?" She responds, "Shut up, I'm not stupid - I know it's a country."

A few years ago my girlfriend was in the other room doing her college home work . She yelled out to me " Who fought in the Revolutionary war." After giving her the right answer and shaking my head in disbelief a minute later I heard "who won ?".

My gf asked me if birds have sex

My girl and I are decorating Christmas cookies. As I am mixing food colors in table sugar to make colored sprinkles she says "Oh cool! Your making Christmas colors!....but how do you make white?"

My girlfriend asked where the moon's light came from.

When moving into our new apartment my fiance said, "We need to call the maintenance men because it's hotter upstairs than downstairs." They can't fix science, babe.

Is Microtel a motel for Midgets?

I was watching the Vikings games a few weeks ago and told her that there was a defensive delay of game. I told her it's weird because it doesn't happen all that often. She responds asking, "How long? 15 minutes?"

When i told my girlfriend as a joke that we should have three boys and name them huey, dewey, and louie, she responded with "aren't those the three stooges?"

they should make a rosetta stone for men to figure out what the fuck women are trying to say

We are watching the olympics. water polo. netherlands vs some other country. its abbreviated on the tv as ned. she asks me if ned is one guy on a water polo team by himself. to this i reply no. it stands for the netherlands. shes says thats not a country, its full of windmills and fields.

My girlfriend said John Gosselin was a bad actor. I replied that he wasn't an actor to which she said, "Of course he is an actor he is on a reality TV show!"

when COD: MW2 came out, she told me it was totally fine for me to play instead of calling her.

My girlfriend argued with my mother that dogs weigh more when they are asleep.

I just don't understand where asians come from...

"I always wanted to get my boating license. Its so cool how boats move in waves per minute"

I was talking about Linus Van Pelt in the "Peanuts" comic strip. She looked at me wide eyed. "His last name is Van Pelt?" "Yes," I replied. "And his sister is Lucy Van Pelt." "I never knew that!" She exclaimed. Then she paused, and asked, "What's Charlie Brown's last name?"

Last night, on the way to a concert, she talked about how much she loved Nickelback and got mad when I laughed and asked her why.

I've heard of al Qaeda. I just don't know what it is.